The Questions

October 4, 2026

The Colbert Questionert

I found this on a parenthetical departure and thought they looked fun. Originally from Stephen Colbert's farewell episode from "The Late Night Show".

What's the best sandwich?: Turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, and chipotle tomato spread on ciabatta. Perfect stuff.
What was your first concert?: It was a jam band that I hadn't ever heard of called "Perpetual Groove" that my friend dragged me to. I was 19 and stoned, so it was a great time just vibing to the music. I actually saw them again a few years ago when they came back to town, which was a fun little throwback for myself.
What's one thing you own you should really throw out?: There are so many clothes that I've held on to because I have such good memories wearing them, but I'm probably never going to wear them again because they're not my style. I should really just donate them so that they go back from whence they came. Those, or the broken printer in my bedroom.
What is the scariest animal?: In my day to day life? Coyotes. Overall? Probably bears. Those fuckers are everywhere and they can tear you apart like it's nothing.
Apples or oranges?: Apples, there are so many different kinds of apples that it's no contest for me. I love Honeycrisps and Galas and green apples.
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?: Just Disney characters at Disney World as a kid. I would be too embarassed to ask unless it was an event where they were already doing autographs.
Favorite smell?: The way an old bookstore smells. Like paper and dust and old coffee.
Least favorite smell?: Sewage. It's bad and it's somehow an on and off smell in my office at work.
Exercise: Is it worth it?: To a point, yeah. Some people go a bit overboard, but being active helps you not feel like total crap all the time. I should really do it more though.
Window or aisle?: Window, I like watching take off and landing.
Cats or dogs?: Dogs, if it wasn't obvious. I like cats, but I'm too needy for them.
Flat or sparkling?: Flat. Sparkling water tastes like baking soda to me.
You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: What is it?: This one's a hard one, but probably "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance. I constantly go back to them as a band (and have a half-sleeve tattoo based off their lyrics) and once erased my whole iPod for that one song, so I probably wouldn't mind doing it again.
What do you think happens when we die?: The same thing as before we were born, most likely.
Describe the rest of your life in 5 words.: Good changes and relaxation, hopefully.

September 28 2026

100 Questions for Webmasters

From MOUSELING.net, which I saw on Shen's World.

1. Please introduce yourself.: My name is Andrew, but you can call me whatever you want. I'm a guy living somewhere in the US. I work in IT and do some art, too.
2. How long have you been making websites?: For almost 2 years now, though I messed with a lot of HTML and CSS in my MySpace days.
3. And what got you into the hobby?: I quit social media and TikTok, and needed something else to spend all my time on.
4. What kind of website are you most interested in?: Personal websites. I just like getting a look into people's lives and how they live them.
5. What's your workflow? Do you plan your websites out thoroughly or do you come up with the design as you go along?: I plan out some things, but most of this is off the cuff.
6. Please link to your biggest inspirations.: I couldn't find my original inspirations, because I never followed them, but my current inspirations as far as design coherency goes are Wriorango and CatGutStew. Their sites are both so beautiful, I love having them open on my 3rd monitor just for the vibes.
7. What's your favourite part about making websites?: Pretty much everything. I love creating, designing, and most of all - talking about myself.
8. And the thing you struggle with the most?: Making sure things are fully accessible. I don't know anyone who uses accessiblity tools, so it's just not at the front of my mind.
9. Do you keep the same layout on all of your pages? Or do you use different ones?: Yup, every page except the television page look exactly the same, aside from actual content.
10. How confident are you with CSS?: Fairly confident. I'm more confident in my Google skills.
11. Do you know how to correctly use <dl>?: I do now.
12. What is your favourite HTML element?: <a> is what makes the interweb go 'round.
13. If you're making a new web page from scratch, what is the first thing you do?: Copy over my blank template . If we're really starting from scratch, the head tags, because they're at the top.
14. Do you know JavaScript?: Yes, and I love using it.
15. How about PHP?: Not yet - Javascript has been working for me so far, but I am interesting in PHP.
16. Does your website have a theme that you stick to?: Yup, you can read about it more on my colophon page.
17. Are you more focused on content or design?: I mean, I was more focused on design at first, but I've got everything set up pretty well, so the recent focus has been on actual content.
18. Do you own a domain name? If not, would you ever want to?: Not yet, but maybe someday. Not enough people visit my site to warrant all that for me.
19. What do you think of nostalgia-focused or "retro" websites?: I think they're cool, but I wish they would spend some time learning how to design responsive designs
20. Is your HTML valid? Do you even check?: Yup, VSC checks it for me.
21. What are your opinion on buttons and banners?: I like them! You can find mine on my links page.
22. What do you think of button walls in particular?: I like them too! I have one on the same page as above.
23. If you started over again, would you make something similar or completely different?: I would probably make something along these lines. I really like where I've landed on this design.
24. Are you envious of other people's websites?: Of course, I think they're so cool! Even if they're not my personal style. I think that's when I get most jealous.
25. What text editor do you use?: VSC (Visual Studio Code)
26. Why do you use that one?: It checks my HTML, autocompletes, and lets me set up a local server to preview my site.
27. Do you host your image files on your web server, or on another host?: Well, they're on the same host as my website, which is Neocities. Except for my button, which is on filegarden so that people can "hotlink" it.
28. This might not be relevant to you, but what's your opinion on the Neocities vs. Nekoweb debate?: I truly don't care. I just want a decent free webhost.
29. How much server space would you estimate your main website takes up?: It takes up exactly 16.41MB as of this writing, including images!
30. Do you keep local backups of your files?: Yup, it would be insane not to.
31. Do you prefer simple or highly visual websites?: Simple. I used to love the websites with a million things going on, but I'm leaning more towards cleaner designs these days.
32. Do you stick to certain colours? Do you do that on purpose, or is it your subconscious?: Yep, I do it on purpose, as explained in my colophon.
33. Have you ever thought about quitting? Why?: No? I can always just take a break (and have), but I won't quit for good. At least not for a long time.
34. Do you have many webmaster friends, or is it a solitary hobby?: I've got a good handful of mutuals on Neocities, but I'm not a very social guy.
35. Do people in your real life know about your website?: A few of them? Mostly the people that my boyfriend shows it to.
36. Do you update your website very often? How often is "very often"?: Sure, I work on it all the time, so it gets updated pretty much daily.
37. And the overall design, do you change that much? Why or why not?: I try not to change the overall design too much, mostly because it would be a CSS headache. I recently did a small overhaul, but that was only a few changes on the backend.
38. Is your website more you-focused, hobby-focused, or outside world-focused?: Me-focused! I suppose it's hobby-focused in that I post my art, but I don't ever talk about or post the process or anything like that.
39. Do you do web design professionally?: Well, I do this while I'm at work, so technically no, but I am getting paid while I do it.
40. If not, would you like to? And if you're comfortable answering, what do you do for work?: Probably not, because clients aren't always the most... design-brained. I already do regular IT helpdesk stuff for my actual job.
41. Do you communicate with people by email very much?: For work, exclusively. Otherwise, no.
42. Some people reject social media and use websites as a replacement. Do you keep social media outside of your website?: Nope, I'm here because I quit social media after the 2024 election. I didn't want to be a part of it anymore.
43. How about instant messengers? Do you use a mainstream one like Discord or Telegram? Or something like Matrix? Do you avoid them?: I have Discord, but I really only use it to voice chat with my friend Trevor while we play Minecraft.
44. Do you listen to music while you work on websites? If so, what kinds of artists?: Sometimes I'll listen to jazz, but a lot of it is made in silence.
45. Do you keep everything you make on one website, or do you have more than one?: Nope, what you see here is all I've got.
46. On a similar note, do you keep to one topic on your site, or many?: Well, they all have to do with me, so sort of. But I talk about travelling, my mental health bullshit, and other things, so also sort of not.
47. Do you present your real self, or at least try? Or do you construct a persona on purpose?: This is about as real as I can stand to be.
48. Have you ever made a good friend thanks to your website?: Not yet.
49. Are you happy with the way HTML and CSS currently work?: Sure. There are a few things that I wish I could change, but I usually figure out a way to do it with Javascript. They're perfect for what they are.
50. What are practices that you think people should avoid?: Flashing images, large amounts of ultra bright (eye-straining) colors.
51. What about under-utilised practices, or things you think people should do more?: Responsiveness, please! I want to look at your website, but it's broken unless I zoom out to 70%!
52. Do you use a lot of semantic HTML? Or are you guilty of generic structure?: I try to use as much semantic HTML as possible, but sometimes a <div>'s gotta be a <div>.
53. Do you consider different browsers?: Not really, but everything should work across browsers. I try to only use fully-supported features.
54. Speaking of, what's your preferred browser? Convince your readers why they should use it.: Firefox - you can turn off the AI features, install AdBlock, and use keywords for your bookmarks for easy access.
55. And what OS are you on?: Windows
56. Do you have a strong opinion on that, or do you just happen to use it?: I'm just a few bad days away from switching to Linux at this point. I grew up using Windows, so it's familiar.
57. Are your websites mobile-friendly?: Yup! As much as possible, which should be 99%, besides the television page.
58. What are your thoughts on autoplay?: I'm not a fan, personally. Let me decide if I want to listen.
59. What are your thoughts on webrings? Are you in any?: They're fun! I'm in No AI webring and waiting on approval for the ditherring webring. I just wish other hosts were better about taking down dead links/sites, because there are so many broken webrings kicking around.
60. Do you have any web shrines? What do you like to see in that sort of page?: I don't, but I do have some templates for some. I just don't think I'm passionate enough about most things to write about them at length. I do like seeing other people's, no matter what the actual content is.
61. Are your websites "cliche", in your opinion?: I don't really know what this would mean.
62. What is your ideal website? Are you striving for that, or for something else?: Somewhere that I want to hang out and stay longer. I like hanging out on my own website, so I've met that criteria for myself.
63. Are you an artist? Do you draw or design your own assets?: I don't think of myself as one, but I suppose I am. I drew my profile picture, and everything in the ar(t)chive and the sketchbook are my creation.
64. What are your favourite resource sites?: I've listed them on my resources page.
65. Is there a habit you just can't get away from no matter how hard you try?: In web design? I don't think so. The rest of life? Too many.
66. What's your biggest advice for a new webmaster?: Read through some tutorials before you start trying to cobble things together! It'll be much easier.
67. Do you keep all your styling in CSS? Or do you hard-code some?: I only hard code it if it's a single line and won't be re-used anywhere else. Otherwise, I like to keep my HTML as clean as possible.
68. What do you think of frameset layouts?: Never heard of them, and they seem to be outdated.
69. How about table-based layouts?: They're very retro to me. They can look good, but I think a grid would probably work better.
70. Do you subscribe to the ideas of "one-column", "two-column" and "three-column" layouts? Do you use any of these?: I suppose I use a 2 column layout, but I'm not married to the idea or anything.
71. Do you spend longer on the HTML or the CSS?: Probably the CSS. I spend a lot of time making sure things look good on different sizes of screens.
72. Have you ever made a page with no CSS? It's useful for your thoughts.: It reminds me too much of being 12 and not understanding how to actually make a website.
73. Do you ever find yourself making layouts with nothing to put on them? Or do you only make layouts when the need arises?: I've made the aforementioned layouts for shrine pages, but that's it.
74. Would you consider yourself a beginner? Or advanced? Somewhere in the middle?: I'd say an amateur, somewhere in the middle. I know a thing or two, but I'm still pretty reliant on looking things up.
75. Do you have a habit of looking at the source code of websites you visit?: For sure, I love seeing how other people achieve cool things.
76. How did YOU learn how to make websites?: Trial and error, and looking at other people's source code. I did a HTML and CSS course over a decade ago, so whatever base knowledge was left from that helped.
77. Do you ever force elements to do things they're not supposed to?: No, there's probably just a better way of doing it.
78. Thoughts on floating elements?: They can be neat.
79. When you're sizing stuff, what do you use first? Do you use px, em, %, or something else?: em for text and spacing involving text, px for my "column" widths, and anything else where it makes sense.
80. Do you have a favourite font?: The one I'm using now, I suppose.
81. Would you run a website with another person? How would that work?: I don't know about that. I'm a bit of a control freak. I did used to run a blog with my friend, which was fun.
82. Do you surf the Web to find new personal websites very often?: Every day. I love clicking "random" on webrings to find new sites.
83. Do you bookmark other people's websites? How would you feel knowing someone else bookmarked yours?: Yeah, if they're interesting or I really like the design. I would be flattered if someone bookmarked mine.
84. What do you want people to be most impressed with when they see your website?: Hopefully the cohesiveness.
85. Are you interested in technology outside of websites? Do you collect?: Not really. I'm not even that interested in technology at my job. I'm not really a tech guy, weirdly enough.
86. How often and for how long are you online?: Too much. If I'm not on here, I'm on Tumblr (which I don't consider social media, at least the way I use it).
87. When it comes to your website, who is your target audience?: Me
88. Have you ever been interested in XHTML?: Never heard of her.
89. Do you program in general? Have you ever written a program for use with or on your website, not counting simple JavaScript?: Nah, it's just Javascript for this guy.
90. Speaking of programs that help you make websites, what do you think of static site generators (SSGs)? Have you ever used one?: I've never used one, so I have no opinion. I do think people should try making their own sites though.
91. Do you keep a hitcounter? Why or why not?: Neocities keeps one for me, but I think 90% of the hits are me looking at my own website.
92. Do you frequent forums? Which ones?: I used to spend time in forums, but all of the ones I was in closed down a long time ago.
93. Do you write your page content directly into the editor, or do you prepare it elsewhere, like a text document or a Word document?: Most content I write directly in VSC, but journal entries get pre-written in a program called MarkText. It basically just puts <p> tags around each paragraph for me.
94. Do you think you appear cool to others? A more accurate answer now: do other people ever say you're cool?: Some people have called me cool, so sure? I don't think I'm very cool myself though.
95. Are you embarrassed of your old work? Have you ever deleted everything out of shame?: Sure, in a general sense. I've destroyed a lot of art and diaries that I wish I hadn't. As far as websites go, I keep all of my old designs in an archive out of public view.
96. Would you close down your website if you couldn't update it, or would you leave an archive?: If I couldn't update it, I would likely be dead or in a coma, so I guess I would leave it up. I don't really see any reason to take it down.
97. Do you reveal a lot about yourself on your website? Or are you more secretive?: I think I reveal enough.
98. Are you willing to reveal who your best online friend is, and/or if they have a website?: Applications are now open, drop a line in my chat!
100. We're out of time! How do you feel after answering 100 questions? ....other than exhausted.: I love talking about myself

September 27 2026

100 Odd Questions

From Sam's Solar System, which I saw on Mixtapes & Dialtones and wanted to do too.

Would you rather never needing to sleep again or never needing to eat again?
Never eat, for sure. I hate having to pick different things to eat every day, making sure I'm getting a variety of nutritious foods, and the actual experience of eating and digesting. I would 100% eat those Jetsons food pills over the current arrangement.
If your brain was a place how would it look like?
Like a cluttered old bookstore that looks tiny, but you keep finding tiny nooks and crannies that turn into winding hallways. Books and various other papers strewn about everywhere, but the shopkeeper knows exactly where everything is and can find the book you want based off a vague description.
When playing 2 truths 1 lie what are your 3 go-to facts?
I used to own ferrets, I've never eaten fresh pineapple, and I've climbed an active volcano.
What is a topic you could talk about for hours?
Probably House MD, if I had to pick something "normal". Otherwise, anything that I can complain about. I complaining!
Which songs do you normally gravitate towards when doing karaoke?
I don't do karaoke, but gun to my head, I'd probably choose a big pop hit from the 90s/2000s. Something like Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears.
What is a word that you wish existed in your language but doesn't?
A word for when you feel lonely in a crowded room.
If you had to work for one of Batman's villains who would be the least horrible boss?
Maybe Mr. Freeze? Poor guy just wants to save his wife and had an unfortunately punnable last name.
What was your favorite flash game when you were a kid?
I used to adore the whole series of jmbt02's elephant games on Armor Games as a kid. I was a bit older when Elephant Quest came out, but I loved it so much.
How do you rate stuff? 0-5 stars, 1-10 points, a secret third option? do you use fractions / decimals?
0-5 star scale with half-star increments. I've been wanting to start rating things on a quadrant system I saw recently, but that almost feels harder to pin down exactly where I would want to put a piece of media.
What is the coolest flag?
I had to look at a list of flags for this, because I'm not a flag guy, but I think Seychelles' flag is the most aesthetically pleasing, while Albania's flag is just straight cool.
What's the best halloween costume you've ever pulled off?
My favorite was when me and my friends (and my dog!) did the Scooby Doo gang, complete with homemade dog-safe Scooby Snacks. It was very funny to eat the same biscuits my dog was eating, especially the drunker I got.
If Kirby ate you what ability would he get?
Bipolar disorder
How many hours do you have on your most played game?
I apparently have 1,785 hours on Minecraft (as of September 2026), which is over 74 straight days of Minecraft!
If you were in a fighting game what would your character's gimmick be? intro animation? special moves?
I'm sure my gimmick would be something about how I'm short, since I am. Little Mac type of vibe. Except I bite
What is the loudest you have ever been in a movie theatre?
Probably as a baby or toddler? I used to whisper a lot as a teenager, except I was actually quiet and all up in my friends' ears.
When travelling do you unpack your things and get comfortable or do you keep everything inside the suitcase and only take stuff out when you need to?
I keep everything in my bag - I'll lose things if I unpack them all.
If you were in a band what kind of music would you make?
Really bad, whiny folk punk music, unfortunately. Let's all be thankful I don't know how to make music
If you were tasked with creating a new Monster High character, what monster would they be designed after?
I have no idea what monsters they've already done. Let's say John Carpenter's The Thing.
If you were a demon which 3 items would people require to summon you?
A vape, some weed, and a whiskey diet coke. I don't like it about myself, but it's true.
If you were an actor would you prefer to be know for one role or multiple?
Probably one role? That seems like it would get you less attention, and only one weird fanbase to deal with.
Who is the most relatable fictional character ever?
Gregory House of House MD. He is me and I am him.
Without considering rent prices how would your ideal home look like?
Honestly, my place now is pretty ideal. We've got a nice porch, a bay window, multiple bedrooms and bathrooms, and all of the normal appliances. It would be nice to have a bigger kitchen and possibly another room, and I'd love an actual screened-in porch. Maybe a fireplace, but it would only get used 2 months out of the year. A big backyard with a garden and a fire pit and a workshop for me to build things in.
What is the real life equivalent of -1 HP (assuming your max HP is 100)?
Stubbing my toe, I suppose
Do you believe in aliens? how do you think they would look like?
I mean, there's gotta be something out there. I don't think that they're living among us or give a shit about us or maybe even know about us, but it's a little narcissistic to think that no other forms of life are anywhere in the universe. I have no idea what they would look like though.
If you could pet any animal without there being any risk of getting attacked by it in the process which one would you choose?
Something like a bear or a big cat. They look so cute and soft, but so so deadly.
What is your favorite onomatopoeia?
Boing!
What is something you enjoy doing despite being terrible at it?
I have a mental complex around doing things I'm not good at... maybe badminton? Also some games on Jackbox that I'm just absolute shit at, but are fun to play anyways.
Imagine you see a bowl full of candy but you have no idea which flavor each one is, which color would you pick?
Blue or red. Those tend to be pretty safe colors.
What is your favorite fun fact?
Pencillin wasn't invented until 1928, and wasn't in wide use until 1945. Before that, you were a lot more likely to keel over and die of an infection - modern medicine is very modern!
How do you celebrate your birthday?
By going to Longhorn Steakhouse and getting the cheap steak and a couple of drinks. Sometimes we'll pick up a dessert from Kroger afterwards.
Imagine you're in a train or bus that's almost full but you have somehow adquired a perfect seat with nobody sitting next to you, what would be worse someone sitting right beside you or nobody wanting to sit next to you?
Somebody sitting next to me. I don't really care if they don't want to, especially if it means I get some extra space.
What is your favorite clothing item you own?
My recent favorite is a 3 pack of tank tops I got from American Eagle in white, gray, and black. They fit me like a dream.
Is there anything that you expected to be a frequent thing in your life because of fiction that you were then really disapointed after finding out it only really happens in movies?
Most rom-com antics were things I expected to be more frequent, but I'm glad that they're not.
What's your go-to pose for pictures?
Throw up the classic surfer hand sign.
If you got lost in a mall where would your friends look for you first?
American Eagle, Hot Topic, or Spencers. Very different vibes between those, but they're really the only places I go in malls
How would you describe your perfect day?
Sleep in, go to the beach, sit in the sun and drink and eat sandwiches. Go to a nice steak dinner, then end the night sitting on the porch listening to the cicadas and crickets sing.
Do you think you could pass a middle school math exam right now without studying for it?
Yes? I don't think math got actually difficult for me until late in high school, but that was because I hadn't learned how graphing worked.
If you were a fictional character with a distinct theme song that plays in the background every time you enter a scene, what song would that be?
Spiderhead by Cage the Elephant would be pretty neat.
Do you like your initials?
Yup, I chose 'em myself.
Do you collect anything?
Mental illnesses, apparently. Also hobbies - I have 10 different hobbies' supplies strewn about my house.
Do you wear accesories? how often?
My ex-girlfriend made me wear a (small) chain around my neck in her attempt to make me an e-boy. When we broke up, I tried to take it off but then my neck felt naked. I've probably taken it off 5 times since 2021.
Have you ever grown attached to something that was supposed to be a placeholder?
My current life, mostly. I had much different plans and this was all supposed to be temporary.
If you were invited to a potluck what would you bring?
Mac and cheese. The baked mac and cheese in my cookbook is so good.
What socks are you wearing right now?
None, but I usually wear merino wool socks for my sweaty-ass feet.
How often do you take pictures of yourself?
Almost never. It's actually a bad habit, because I think I only have 20 pictures of myself from the past few years. Most of those, my boyfriend took.
Where is your favorite place to hang out?
My house and also a little cafe/bar downtown, but they don't carry the liquor I like anymore.
If you died and became a ghost who, where or what would you haunt for the rest of eternity?
I'd definitely haunt my boyfriend. I would want to see what he gets up to.
What is something that we deem as normal but is actually pretty weird when you think about it?
The whole society thing. We're animals standing up and putting on silly costumes, making silly noises at each other to make some silly paper move around. I try not to think about it too hard or I get a little weird about it.
What is your most useless skill?
I always plug in USBs the right way the first time. Slightly useful in my work as an IT guy, but not very.
How often do you swear?
Too fuckin' much.
What motivates you?
Anxiety, mostly. I'm not much of a "go-getter" in terms of ambition.
If you were famous how would your autograph look like?
Like my current one? I won't let the fame change me.
What is something you haven't done in a long time that you would love to try again?
Jet skiing. We used to have a couple when I was in high school, and they were so much fun. I wish I had jet ski (and jet ski storage) money.
Is there any food that you think looks really tasty but you don't actually like it, you just like the idea of it?
I wish that I could like salads with lots of different toppings on it. It looks so good, but I don't like the taste/texture of tomatoes, olives, or peppers.
What do you think of piracy (as in watching movies ilegally, not literal pirates)?
If you accidentaly stole something from a store how expensive would it have to be for you to feel guilty and go back inside to pay for it?
Probably $5 or $10? The number was a lot higher when I was younger, but I feel weird about physically stealing something.
What is the best gift you have ever received?
A pair of Wahl clippers that my friend Michael got me for my 20th birthday. They plug into the wall, so they never die, and they work like a dream. I've used them to cut my hair, facial hair, and my dog's hair at one point.
Do you like keeping a schedule or do you prefer to rawdog all your responsabilities?
I have to keep a schedule or else I'll forget to do things.
Have you ever installed a virus in your computer?
Yes, as a wee babe pirating music in 2005. It's also when I learned how to restore our family computer to a backup point
What is your favorite thing to write with?
A Pilot G-2 .05 was my go to in high school and college. Now I just use whatever ballpoint pen I have in my bag or on my desk.
If you didn't have to worry about money what would your ideal job be?
Early childhood education or something within that realm. I'm very passionate about children's rights, but I have no support system to fund that dream.
What's the furthest away from your home you have been?
Seattle, Washington. Literally on the other side of the country for me.
Are birthdays a holiday?
Sure, if you make them.
Is there anything people says reminds them of you but you don't really see the resemblance?
Young John Cusack. Sometimes I see it, but I mostly just take the compliment for what it is.
How often do you rewatch media you like?
More than "normal" people, less than most autistic people. I don't feel the need to watch it constantly, but I will default to something I already know most of the time.
What animal is your fursona?
I don't have a fursona, but it would be a dog
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
It would be cool to be like, 5'6". I don't even want to be tall, man.
If you were an enemy in a videogame what loot would you drop after you die?
Maybe keys, I've always got multiple keys on me for some reason.
If your life was a TV show what would play on the intro?
Nothing Works by Declan McKenna. Such an upbeat song that conveys the mental illness within.
How often do you wear your favorite shirt?
Once a week, while it's clean
What kind of clothes do you wear to the airport?
Tanktop, sweatshirt, sweatpants, and socks with sandals. My only other shoes are steel-toed boots, so those aren't fun to wear through security.
What do you do when you find a bug in your house?
Squarsh it. Inside is my territory, sorry bud.
What is your opinion on "so bad it's good" media?
I love it. I love watching a train wreck.
If you were abducted by aliens but didn't have proof who would you tell? would you even tell anyone or take it to the grave?
I guess I'd tell my boyfriend, but he'd probably think I needed to adjust my meds.
If you met someone with a personality identical to yours, would you 2 get along?
Maybe? I think I'm kind of annoying, so it really depends.
If you were stuck in a time loop how long would it take you to start doing batshit insane stuff that you would never do otherwise?
Probably only a couple days. I already want an excuse to go batshit insane .
If you magically lost the ability to feel embarrasement would your life be better or worse?
Better. I'm holding myself back in a lot of ways, for sure.
How do you draw yourself (bonus points if you add an image)?
Without eyes, because I feel like it's almost too vulnerable (and I like drawing people without eyes). There's an image somewhere in the ar(t)chive.
What is your favorite storytelling medium?
TV. I think it gives you enough time to tell long, overarching stories while still keeping to a shorter format. Movies are a bit of a commitment sometimes.
What do you think is your most noticeable feature?
My eyes I guess? I would say my facial piercings, but I've had multiple people not notice them until years into knowing me.
Imagine you're a character from a cartoon that wears the same clothes every episode, what would those clothes be? would you have any different outfits for unique occasions like a beach episode or a christmas special or wear the same thing all season round?
It would be like me now - I would definitely have unique outfits for special episodes, but mostly just a black polo and khakis with my steel-toed boots.
Who do you main in Mario Kart? Smash Bros? Any other kind of videogame where you pick a character?
Mario Kart, I'll go for Daisy or Bowser. Smash Bros is Kirby, like the button-smashing baby I am.
If someone told you they were stuck in a time loop and needed your help would you believe them?
Sure, if I knew them. A stranger would have to prove it to me first, like in Groundhog Day.
What kind of bag do you carry?
Just a plain black backpack I bought from Ollie's. It has a rain cover hidden in the back.
If you were a fictional character in which ways would the fandom mischaracterize you?
They would either baby-girl-ify me despite my glaring flaws or villainize me despite the good in my heart
Do you have beef with an inanimate object?
Those stupid fucking gnomes that are only a nose and beard. I swear it's some conspiracy to make cheaper and crappier holiday junk.
Are you a stereotype?
Maybe? I'm a boring IT guy who looks a little emo. I can be a bit of a white trash dirtbag when I want to be too.
What's the weirdest place you have ever slept on?
In a big 45 gallon bucket for 2 months, travelling across the country.
Do you have a catchphrase?
"Let's kill him. With hammers."
What is a non-edible item that you think would be really tasty if you could eat it?
Aquarium gravel, 100%. Sometimes I have to eat Nerds or those chocolate rocks to satisfy the craving.
What is the best part of amusement parks?
Roller coasters!
What do you keep in your pockets?
My regular vape, my weed vape, my house keys, and my phone.
When you're trying to test if a pen works what do you write / draw?
Either little scribbles or my signature
Why is your favorite movie your favorite?
Shrek 2, because of all of it. It's got everything you could want, plus a fantastic soundtrack. I could watch it a million times.
If someone who doesn't know you saw your YouTube history what kind of person would they think you are?
A guy that's really into Minecraft, cooking, and history.
Would you live in a house that's rumored to be haunted if the house was really really nice and the rent was crazy cheap?
Sure, I don't believe in ghosts in the classic sense.
Would you prefer to sleep in the top or the bottom of a double-decker bed?
Top - I don't want to be under somebody
How do you feel about outer space?
It's big and scary. I try not to think about it too much.
What is the best compliment you have ever received?
That I'm quiet, but when I do speak up, it's always the funniest thing said in the conversation.
If your life was a movie what would the genre be?
Black comedy, but one of those ones that most people see as a psychological thriller. Kind of like "Beau is Afraid," but 10% less anxiety.