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No Bake Cookies

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We made these all the time growing up, mostly because they're so cheap and easy, but they also taste really good.

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Instructions

  1. Combine 1 cup sugar, 1/4 cup butter, 1/4 cup milk, and 1/4 cup cocoa powder in a medium saucepan.
  2. Bring to a boil, then boil for exactly 1.5 minutes.
  3. Remove from heat. Stir in 1/4 cup peanut butter.
  4. Add 1.5 cups oats and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Mix until well combined.
  5. Drop batter onto waxed or parchment paper, then let cool until hardened.

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Beef Stroganoff

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Beef stroganoff is one of those comfort meals that I consistently go back to. It's the perfect mix of creamy and tangy, with meat and pasta to keep you satisified for a long time. Also, it sounds like beef strokin' off.

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Instructions

  1. Set the instant pot to Saute High.
  2. Season 2 lbs of cubed beef with salt and pepper.
  3. Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil and cook beef until browned, about 3-4 minutes. Set beef aside.
  4. Add 2 teaspoons garlic, 2/3 cup onion, 8oz mushrooms, and 1 teaspoon thyme powder. Stir occasionally for 3-4 minutes.
  5. Mix in 2 tablespoons flour until lightly browned, 1 minute.
  6. Stir in 1/4 cup beef broth and scrape bottom of pot.
  7. Add beef, 3 cups beef broth, and 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce.
  8. Cover and set to manual high pressure, and set time for 12 minutes.
  9. Quick release then stir in 12oz egg noodles.
  10. Cover and set to manual high pressure and set time for 5 minutes.
  11. Quick release and stir in 3/4 cup sour cream and add parsley, salt, and pepper to taste.

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Biscuits & Gravy

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A classic breakfast growing up, and I see why. This shit has a tasty:effort ratio like nothing else. It's also pretty reasonably priced for people on a budget.

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Instructions

  1. Cook one 16oz can of biscuits to package instructions.
  2. Cook 9-12oz sausage until browned.
  3. Slowly mix in 1/4 cup flour, until sausage is coated.
  4. Slowly mix in 2.5 cups of milk.
  5. Let cook until gravy thickens and comes to a boil, then reduce heat to medium low and simmer for 2 minutes.
  6. Add salt and pepper to taste. You'll need more pepper than you think.
  7. Either split biscuits or tear into pieces. Serve topped with gravy.

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Baked Mac & Cheese

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This recipe is actually from The Chunky Chef, but I keep losing it and it's my absolute favorite recipe. Be warned - if you make this, you will never get out of mac & cheese duty on Thanksgiving. This recipe has also been slightly modified to be less heavy on the dairy.

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Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 325° and butter a 9x13" baking dish.
  2. Begin cooking 1 lb pasta to 1 minute less than box instructions. Drain and toss with a bit of olive oil to prevent sticking.
  3. While water boils and pasta cooks, shred both cheeses. Divide into 3 piles, 3 cups (sauce), 1.5 cups (inner layer), and 1.5 cups (outer layer).
  4. Melt 1/2 cup butter in large saucepan over medium heat. Gently whisk in flour, cooking for 1 minute.
  5. Slowly pour 1.5 cups heavy cream into the sauce, whisking until smooth.
  6. Slowly add the rest of the heavy cream and 1.5 cups whole milk, whisking until smooth.
  7. Continue cooking over mediumheat until thickened nearly like condensed soup.
  8. Remove from heat. Mix in 1/4 teaspoon smoked paparika, 1/2 tablespoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper along with 1.5 cups cheese mix.
  9. Once combined, mix in the other 1.5 cups of cheese until smooth.
  10. Combine sauce and pasta. Pour half into baking dish, then top with 1.5 cups cheese mix.
  11. Pour other half of pasta mix into pan. Top with final 1.5 cups of cheese mix.
  12. Bake for 15 minutes until top is golden and bubbly.

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Enchiladas

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We ate a lot of enchiladas from those pre-made box mixes growing up, which I always really loved. I honestly would still use them now, but they don't sell the kits at Aldi, and I'm sure there's something to be said about homemade food.

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Enchilada sauce:
    • Heat 1/4 cup vegetable oil in a skillet or pot on medium high heat.
    • Stir in 1/4 cup of chili powder and 2 tablespoons of flour. Cook until fragrant, about 1 minute, stirring constantly.
    • Stir in 1.5 cups water, 8 oz of tomato sauce, 1 chicken bouillon cube, and 1/4 teaspoon each of cumin, garlic powder, and onion powder until smooth.
    • Heat until thickened, about 10 minutes.
  2. Preheat the oven to 375°.
  3. Heat a large skillet over medium heat with 2 teaspoons of olive oil.
  4. Add 3.5 tablespoons of minced onions and cook for 2 minutes.
  5. Add the bell pepper and cook for 2 minutes.
  6. Add 4 teaspoons of minced garlic and cook for 1 minute.
  7. Add 12 oz of ground beef, breaking it up and cooking until browned.
  8. Coat the bottom of a 9x13 pan with a thin layer of the enchilada sauce.
  9. Season with 1 teaspoon of cumin and salt and pepper, then stir in the rest of the enchilada sauce.
  10. Mix in 1 lb of (refried) beans, then simmer for about 5 minutes if necessary.
  11. Enchilada layers: 1.5 tortillas, meat filling, cheese. Repeat until the last tortillas, then top with cheese.
  12. Cover with foil and bake for 15 minutes, then bake uncovered for 5 more minutes.
  13. Top with cilantro and cut into 8 pieces for serving. Add sour cream to make it even better.

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Refried Beans

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I hated eating beans as a kid, but once I went to college, I couldn't make Mexican food taste the same as I remembered eating. Turns out my mom had always mixed refried beans into the ground beef to hide them. Though I do actually eat beans now without a problem, I'm not always a fan of the canned refried variety (and I'm a cheap bastard that loves buying dried beans) so here's my recipe for them in the instant pot.

As of 9/2/2025, the spice amounts may not be perfect. I forgot to actually make them into refried beans when I used them in the enchiladas. Whoops.

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Rinse beans and remove any debris.
  2. Add all ingredients to the instant pot. Stir to combine.
  3. Pressure cook on high pressure for 40 minutes, then naturally release for 15 minutes.
  4. Vent any remaining pressure, then mash and season to taste.

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Tuna Salad

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I absolutely love this tuna salad, to the point that I almost gave myself mercury poisoning after eating it for a week straight. It's really good.

This is my mom's recipe, but I've still gotta actually measure everything out. Me and her both cook kinda off the cuff. Very cool for cooking, very bad for recipes.

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Instructions

  1. Boil eggs.
  2. Process pickles and eggs.
  3. Rehydrate minced onions in microwave.
  4. Combine all ingredients and refrigerate.

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Ranch Roasted Chicken & Veggies

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I'm not from the midwest, but my extreme fondness for recipes like this makes me second guess that. The cool tanginess of ranch combined with the heartiness of root vegetables just always makes me feel better.

This is one of those recipes that make me feel like a single mom in a double wide, but that's nostalgic in it's own way.

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Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 400°.
  2. Wash 4 carrots & 4 potatoes, then cut into 1 inch pieces.
  3. Toss in a bowl with 2 tablespoons olive oil, salt & pepper, and 1/2 of the ranch packet.
  4. Add to sheet pan. You may have to split this across 2 pans.
  5. Toss chicken thighs with 1 tablespoon olive oil, salt & pepper, and the other 1/2 ranch packet.
  6. Add chicken to sheet pan(s).
  7. Bake for 25 minutes or until chicken is done.

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Maple Custard

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I used to love making custard in high school, though I would normally make a vanilla custard on the stove more akin to pudding (that recipe will come at some point). This one is more like a flan or creme brulee, but maple flavored.

This is 1000% better with the creme brulee topping in the notes, but it tastes really good without it too.

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Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 350°.
  2. Whisk together all ingredients until eggs are beaten and the mixture is mostly smooth.
  3. Pour mixture into ramekins (2 or 3), filling them about halfway up.
  4. Place ramekins in a baking dish. Fill the dish halfway up with water.
  5. Bake for 40-45 minutes, until a knife comes out clean from the center of the custard.
  6. Remove ramekins from baking dish and refrigerate for 1 hour to overnight. Or burn your mouth and eat it hot.
  7. Best served with a bit more maple syrup drizzled on top.

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French Toast

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As a kid, we used to go to Cracker Barrel all the time. I liked it because I got to look at the store while we waited for our table, then I got to play that fun little peg game while we waited for our food. Though I wasn't a huge fan of the food, I always loved getting the french toast, mostly for the pure maple syrup that came with it.

This french toast recipe is under work - I'm still cobbling together recipes to figure out what works best.

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Instructions

  1. Whisk together all ingredients except bread, butter, and powdered sugar.
  2. Melt butter in a pan/skillet on medium heat.
  3. Dip bread into egg mixture, then transfer to pan.
  4. Cook until golden brown on each side, about 2 minutes for each side.
  5. Transfer to a plate, dust with powdered sugar, then serve with butter and pure maple syrup.

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Chili Con Carne

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I like chili, so here's a recipe. It's kind of a shitty recipe because I don't give amounts for the spices, but I just measure with my heart.

If you're sick, you can add a shit ton of heat so you can actually taste it. If you have COVID, I'd wait - you'll probably make everyone else's stomachs burn (ask me how I know).

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Beans: Add 2 cups of beans and water (1 inch over beans) to instant pot. Cook on high pressure for 10 minutes. Quick release and drain, then set aside.
  2. Set instant pot to Sautee > HIGH. Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil and brown 2 lbs ground beef with 3/4 cup of onions, 6 oz mushrooms, and 1 green bell pepper.
  3. After a few minutes, add 2 teaspoons of garlic and the spices
  4. Once mostly browned, add 3 1/4 cups beef broth, 15 oz tomato sauce, and 6 oz tomato paste. Check seasoning.
  5. Add cooked beans on top and do not stir to prevent burning.
  6. Set instant pot to Pressure Cook > HIGH for 22 minutes. Natural release for 15 minutes, then quick release.
  7. Stir in the can of corn at the very end, let simmer, check for seasoning one last time, and serve.

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Curb Casserole

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It's called curb casserole because it's chicken, rice, and broccoli (CRB). It also sort of reminds me of getting kicked to the curb and being sent to a friend's place.

This was a "nice" meal when I was broke as hell, so it brings back some mixed feelings. Like the best day of the worst part of your life. If you don't have those weird memories attached, it tastes really good!

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Instructions

  1. Chicken: Fill pot with 3 cups chicken broth, 2 lbs raw chicken, and enough water to cover the chicken. Add salt, thyme, red pepper, and Italian seasoning. Bring to a boil and then simmer uncovered for 20-25 minutes depending on thickness. Let cool and shred.
  2. Rice: Add 1 cup water and 1 tbsp butter to a small pot. Bring to a boil, then stir in 1/2 cup rice. Cover and reduce to a simmer for 17-20 minutes, then remove from heat and fluff.
  3. Preheat the oven to 400° and butter a 9 x 13 baking dish with 1 tbsp of butter.
  4. Soften 8 oz cream cheese and 1 tbsp butter, add 1 cup chicken broth. Mix until smooth.
  5. Add chicken, processed broccoli, rice, and cream cheese sauce to pan.
  6. Add 1 tsp minced garlic, italian seasoning, red pepper flakes, and salt/pepper. Mix to incorporate. Top with mozzarella cheese.
  7. Bake for 20 minutes. Broil to brown cheese. Garnish with thyme or italian seasoning.

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