Who Am I?
I was born on a dark and stormy night to 2 impoverished teenagers who only got married as a means of escape. This was obviously very good for my development.
Naturally restless and never satisfied are two ways to describe me. Another way would be "terminally in my own head." I spend most of my time thinking about all the ways in which things suck and how I could improve them. You'd think that this would be a very good thing, but you would be wrong.
Critics say, "I thought you were a bitch at first, but you're actually really nice!" and "You are, by far, my most fucked up client" which are both pretty fucked up to say to a person. Though to be fair, those were pretty accurate assessments.
I spent my formative years on early Youtube, Newgrounds, and Tumblr, so my sense of humor has been carefully distilled down into "Stupid, gay, and mentally ill." This usually makes me off-putting, but middle-aged men seem to think I'm a comedy genius.
Truly, I am just some guy.